The SVALBARD REPUBLIC

UNIVERSITY of
POLITE UNLEARNING


The UNSCHOOLS


The WILLIAM H. MAHER UNSCHOOL of BUSINESS
    The only thing standing between the MBA and the top of the ladder is the ladder.

The BILL GATES UNSCHOOL of INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW
    Copyrights, patents, and trademarks are designed to protect creators predators.

The HOWARD HUGHES UNSCHOOL of APPLIED PSYCHOPATHOLOGY
    For top managers, mental illness is more useful than advanced degrees.

The BISHOP AUGUSTINE UNSCHOOL of DOCTRINAL THEOLOGY
    To worship graven verbal images is always a sin.

The HORACE MANN UNSCHOOL of PROCRUSTEAN PUBLIC EDUCATION
    Prussian hierarchy crushes the American school.

The WALTER DURANTY UNSCHOOL of OBJECTIVE JOURNALISM
    The Fourth Estate becomes a toxic waste site.

The UNCLE JOE STALIN UNSCHOOL of SCIENTIFIC SOCIALISM
    Freedom Fighters fighting freedom. Progressives unmaking progress.

The TROFIM DENISOVICH LYSENKO UNSCHOOL of POLITICAL SCIENCES
    What Ike really warned us about was funded research.

The PHINEAS T. BARNUM UNSCHOOL of PLAUSIBLE STATISTICS
    98.6% of people believe anything presented in numbers.

The LIZZIE BORDEN UNSCHOOL of MEN'S and WOMEN'S STUDIES
    Men are sheep. Women are... well... women. Ask Elaine Morgan.





GUIDING LIGHT

I must studiously and faithfully unlearn a great many things I have somehow absorbed …
                                                                              
Mark Twain

It's not the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.
                                                                              
Will Rogers

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out.
Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
                                                                              
Dee Hock (founder of VISA)

We are now trusting to those who are against us in position and principle,
to fashion to their own form the minds and affections of our youth.
                                                                              
Thomas Jefferson 1821

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Bowman: Uses of the Air Ship, c1909.




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